Story 1
Every year (jedes Jahr), in early November (Anfang November: „im frühen November“), Grandma Maureen started knitting (Oma Maureen fing an zu stricken).
Nobody asked her to (niemand bat sie darum; to ask someone to + Inf. — jdn. bitten, etw. zu tun; /das to steht hier für das ausgelassene to start knitting/). Nobody wanted her to (niemand wollte, dass sie es tat; to want someone to + Inf. — wollen, dass jd. etw. tut). But every year (aber jedes Jahr), like the rain and the dark evenings (wie der Regen und die dunklen Abende), the knitting began (das Stricken begann).
"I've started your jumper, love (ich habe mit deinem Pullover angefangen, Schatz: „ich habe deinen Pullover angefangen“; love — Liebe, Schatz /als Anrede/)," she told her son Graham over the phone (sagte sie am Telefon zu ihrem Sohn Graham: „über das Telefon“; to tell). "This year's theme is 'Winter Wonderland' (das Thema in diesem Jahr ist 'Winter Wonderland' /Winterwunderland/)."
The Ugliest Jumper in Britain
The First Jumper
Every year, in early November, Grandma Maureen started knitting.
Nobody asked her to. Nobody wanted her to. But every year, like the rain and the dark evenings, the knitting began.
"I've started your jumper, love," she told her son Graham over the phone. "This year's theme is 'Winter Wonderland'."
Graham closed his eyes (Graham schloss die Augen). Last year's theme had been "The Twelve Days of Christmas (das Thema im letzten Jahr war "The Twelve Days of Christmas" /Die zwölf Weihnachtstage/ /englisches Weihnachtslied, das für jeden der zwölf Tage Geschenke aufzählt, am zwölften Tag zwölf Trommler/ gewesen)." His jumper had featured twelve tiny knitted drummers across the chest (auf seinem Pullover waren zwölf winzige gestrickte Trommler quer über die Brust zu sehen gewesen: „sein Pullover hatte … gezeigt“; to feature — zeigen, aufweisen; to knit — stricken; across — quer über). The drummers had looked less like musicians (die Trommler hatten weniger wie Musiker ausgesehen; to look like — aussehen wie) and more like angry potatoes holding sticks (und mehr wie wütende Kartoffeln, die Stöcke hielten; to hold — halten).
Graham closed his eyes. Last year's theme had been "The Twelve Days of Christmas." His jumper had featured twelve tiny knitted drummers across the chest. The drummers had looked less like musicians and more like angry potatoes holding sticks.
"That sounds lovely, Mum (das klingt schön, Mama; lovely — schön, reizend, herrlich)," Graham said (sagte Graham), because Graham always said things were lovely (weil Graham immer sagte, alles sei schön: „Dinge seien schön“). It was his greatest skill and his greatest weakness (das war seine größte Stärke und seine größte Schwäche: „seine größte Fähigkeit“).
Graham's wife, Helen, was listening from the kitchen doorway (Grahams Frau Helen hörte von der Küchentür aus zu; doorway — Türöffnung). She made a face (sie schnitt eine Grimasse; to make a face — eine Grimasse schneiden: „ein Gesicht machen“). Graham made a face back (Graham antwortete mit einer Grimasse: „machte ein Gesicht zurück“).
"That sounds lovely, Mum," Graham said, because Graham always said things were lovely. It was his greatest skill and his greatest weakness.
Graham's wife, Helen, was listening from the kitchen doorway. She made a face. Graham made a face back.
"What colour (welche Farbe)?" Helen whispered (flüsterte Helen).
Graham covered the phone (Graham hielt das Telefon zu: „bedeckte das Telefon“). "She hasn't said yet (sie hat /es/ noch nicht gesagt; not … yet — noch nicht)."
"Ask (frag /sie/)."
"Mum, what colour is it this year (Mama, welche Farbe hat er /der Pullover/ dieses Jahr: „welche Farbe ist es“)?"
"Oh, it's going to be beautiful, love (oh, er wird wunderschön, Schatz; to be going to + Inf. — etw. tun werden). Purple and orange (lila und orange; purple — lila, violett). With silver thread for the snow (mit Silberfaden für den Schnee)."
"What colour?" Helen whispered.
Graham covered the phone. "She hasn't said yet."
"Ask."
"Mum, what colour is it this year?"
"Oh, it's going to be beautiful, love. Purple and orange. With silver thread for the snow."
Purple and orange (lila und orange). With silver thread (mit Silberfaden). Graham looked at Helen (Graham sah Helen an; to look at someone — jdn. ansehen). Helen looked at Graham (Helen sah Graham an).
"That sounds wonderful, Mum (das klingt wunderbar, Mama)," Graham said (sagte Graham).
He hung up the phone (er legte auf: „hängte das Telefon auf“; to hang up — auflegen /Telefon/) and sat down heavily at the kitchen table (und setzte sich schwer an den Küchentisch).
"Purple and orange (lila und orange)," he told Helen (sagte er zu Helen).
"Of course (na klar)."
"With silver thread (mit Silberfaden)."
"Naturally (natürlich)."
Purple and orange. With silver thread. Graham looked at Helen. Helen looked at Graham.
"That sounds wonderful, Mum," Graham said.
He hung up the phone and sat down heavily at the kitchen table.
"Purple and orange," he told Helen.
"Of course."
"With silver thread."
"Naturally."
Their daughter Emily walked into the kitchen (ihre Tochter Emily kam in die Küche), eating toast (und aß dabei einen Toast; to eat — essen). She was sixteen (sie war sechzehn) and had very strong opinions about fashion (und hatte sehr entschiedene Ansichten über Mode: „sehr starke Meinungen“). "What's happening (was ist los: „was passiert“)?"
"Grandma's started knitting (Oma hat angefangen zu stricken)."
Emily stopped chewing (Emily hörte auf zu kauen; to stop + -ing — aufhören, etw. zu tun). "Already (schon)? It's the first of November (es ist der erste November)."
"She started earlier this year (sie hat dieses Jahr früher angefangen)," Graham said (sagte Graham). "Last year it was the fifth (letztes Jahr war es der fünfte). The year before (im Jahr davor), the third (der dritte)."
Their daughter Emily walked into the kitchen, eating toast. She was sixteen and had very strong opinions about fashion. "What's happening?"
"Grandma's started knitting."
Emily stopped chewing. "Already? It's the first of November."
"She started earlier this year," Graham said. "Last year it was the fifth. The year before, the third."
"By 2030 (bis 2030), she'll start in September (sie fängt im September an: „sie wird … anfangen“)," Helen predicted (sagte Helen voraus).
"What's the theme (was ist das Thema)?" Emily asked carefully (fragte Emily vorsichtig).
"Winter Wonderland (Winterwunderland). Purple and orange (lila und orange)."
Emily put down her toast (Emily legte ihren Toast hin; to put something down — etw. hinlegen). "I'm not wearing it (den ziehe ich nicht an: „ich trage ihn nicht“; to wear — tragen, anhaben /Kleidung/)."
"You are wearing it (du ziehst ihn sehr wohl an: „du trägst ihn“)."
"By 2030, she'll start in September," Helen predicted.
"What's the theme?" Emily asked carefully.
"Winter Wonderland. Purple and orange."
Emily put down her toast. "I'm not wearing it."
"You are wearing it."
"Dad, I wore the drummer one to school (Papa, ich hatte den mit den Trommlern in der Schule an; to wear; /one steht hier für jumper/). Kyle Patterson called me 'Potato Girl' for three months (Kyle Patterson hat mich drei Monate lang 'Potato Girl' /Kartoffelmädchen/ genannt; to call — rufen, nennen)."
"It's Christmas (es ist Weihnachten). We wear the jumpers (wir tragen die Pullover). We smile (wir lächeln). We tell Grandma they're beautiful (wir sagen Oma, /dass/ sie wunderschön sind). That's the rule (so lautet die Regel: „das ist die Regel“)."
"It's a terrible rule (das ist eine furchtbare Regel)."
"It's the only rule (das ist die einzige Regel) that keeps this family together (die diese Familie zusammenhält; to keep something together — etw. zusammenhalten)."
"Dad, I wore the drummer one to school. Kyle Patterson called me 'Potato Girl' for three months."
"It's Christmas. We wear the jumpers. We smile. We tell Grandma they're beautiful. That's the rule."
"It's a terrible rule."
"It's the only rule that keeps this family together."
Emily picked up her toast again (Emily nahm ihren Toast wieder in die Hand; to pick something up — etw. aufheben, in die Hand nehmen). "Can I at least wear a coat over it (darf ich wenigstens einen Mantel darüber anziehen; can — können, dürfen; at least — wenigstens)?"
"No (nein). Your grandmother checks (deine Großmutter kontrolliert /das/)."
"She checks (sie kontrolliert /das/)?"
"She once made your Uncle Peter unzip his jacket at Christmas lunch (sie hat deinen Onkel Peter einmal beim Weihnachtsessen /dem Festessen am Mittag des 25. Dezember/ gezwungen, den Reißverschluss seiner Jacke zu öffnen; to make + Objekt + Inf. — jdn. etw. tun lassen, jdn. zwingen, etw. zu tun; to unzip — den Reißverschluss öffnen) because she wanted to see if her reindeer pattern was visible (weil sie sehen wollte, ob ihr Rentiermuster sichtbar war). He had tried to hide it under three layers (er hatte versucht, es unter drei Lagen zu verstecken)."
Emily picked up her toast again. "Can I at least wear a coat over it?"
"No. Your grandmother checks."
"She checks?"
"She once made your Uncle Peter unzip his jacket at Christmas lunch because she wanted to see if her reindeer pattern was visible. He had tried to hide it under three layers."
"Uncle Peter is a wise man (Onkel Peter ist ein weiser Mann)."
"Uncle Peter was caught and punished (Onkel Peter wurde erwischt und bestraft; to catch — fangen, erwischen). He had to wear the jumper for the entire Boxing Day walk (er musste den Pullover während des ganzen Spaziergangs am zweiten Weihnachtstag tragen; Boxing Day — zweiter Weihnachtstag /26. Dezember/). In public (in aller Öffentlichkeit). Past the neighbours (an den Nachbarn vorbei; past — an … vorbei)."
Emily considered this (Emily dachte darüber nach; to consider — bedenken, über etw. nachdenken). "What happened to the neighbours (was war mit den Nachbarn: „was geschah den Nachbarn“)?"
"Mrs Henderson from number forty-two (Frau Henderson aus Nummer zweiundvierzig) asked where he bought it (fragte, wo er ihn gekauft habe; to buy). She thought it was deliberately ugly (sie dachte, er /der Pullover/ sei absichtlich hässlich). Ironic fashion (ironische Mode), she called it (nannte sie das)."
"Uncle Peter is a wise man."
"Uncle Peter was caught and punished. He had to wear the jumper for the entire Boxing Day walk. In public. Past the neighbours."
Emily considered this. "What happened to the neighbours?"
"Mrs Henderson from number forty-two asked where he bought it. She thought it was deliberately ugly. Ironic fashion, she called it."
"Was it ironic (war er ironisch)?"
"No, Emily (nein, Emily). It was just ugly (er war einfach nur hässlich)."
Helen poured herself more tea (Helen schenkte sich Tee nach: „goss sich mehr Tee ein“). "The real problem isn't the jumper (das eigentliche Problem ist nicht der Pullover). It's your mother's face (es ist das Gesicht deiner Mutter) when she gives it to you (wenn sie ihn dir gibt). She looks so happy (sie sieht so glücklich aus). So proud (so stolz). She's been knitting for weeks (sie hat wochenlang gestrickt), thinking about each stitch (und an jede Masche gedacht; to think about something — an etw. denken; stitch — Stich, Masche /beim Stricken/)."
"Was it ironic?"
"No, Emily. It was just ugly."
Helen poured herself more tea. "The real problem isn't the jumper. It's your mother's face when she gives it to you. She looks so happy. So proud. She's been knitting for weeks, thinking about each stitch."
"I know (ich weiß)," Graham said quietly (sagte Graham leise). "That's why we can never tell her (deshalb können wir /es/ ihr nie sagen; that's why — deshalb: „das ist, warum“)."
"Tell her what (ihr was sagen)?"
"That every jumper she has ever knitted (dass jeder Pullover, /den/ sie je gestrickt hat) is, without question, the ugliest piece of clothing in the entire United Kingdom (ohne Frage das hässlichste Kleidungsstück im ganzen Vereinigten Königreich ist; piece of clothing — Kleidungsstück)."
"I know," Graham said quietly. "That's why we can never tell her."
"Tell her what?"
"That every jumper she has ever knitted is, without question, the ugliest piece of clothing in the entire United Kingdom."
The kitchen was silent for a moment (in der Küche war es einen Moment lang still: „die Küche war still“).
"Some of them are quite warm (manche davon sind ziemlich warm; quite — ziemlich, ganz)," Helen offered (warf Helen ein; to offer — anbieten; /hier:/ einwerfen, vorsichtig vorbringen).
"That is literally the only positive thing (das ist buchstäblich das einzig Positive) anyone has ever said about them (/was/ jemals irgendjemand über sie gesagt hat)."
Emily finished her toast (Emily aß ihren Toast auf: „beendete ihren Toast“). "I love Grandma (ich hab Oma lieb: „ich liebe Oma“)."
"We all love Grandma (wir haben Oma alle lieb)."
"I just wish (ich wünschte nur) she loved us enough (sie hätte uns genug lieb: „liebte uns genug“) to stop knitting (um mit dem Stricken aufzuhören)."
The kitchen was silent for a moment.
"Some of them are quite warm," Helen offered.
"That is literally the only positive thing anyone has ever said about them."
Emily finished her toast. "I love Grandma."
"We all love Grandma."
"I just wish she loved us enough to stop knitting."
Graham sighed (Graham seufzte). Somewhere in a small house in Wolverhampton (irgendwo in einem kleinen Haus in Wolverhampton /Industriestadt in den West Midlands, nordwestlich von Birmingham/), Maureen Fletcher was happily knitting purple and orange wool (Maureen Fletcher verstrickte fröhlich lila und orangefarbene Wolle: „strickte“), humming Christmas songs (summte Weihnachtslieder), and creating something (und erschuf etwas) that would make her family smile through gritted teeth on Christmas morning (das ihre Familie am Weihnachtsmorgen /dem Morgen des 25. Dezember, an dem man in Großbritannien die Geschenke auspackt/ gequält lächeln lassen würde: „durch zusammengebissene Zähne lächeln“; to grit one's teeth — die Zähne zusammenbeißen).
It was tradition (es war Tradition). It was love (es war Liebe). It was absolutely hideous (es war absolut scheußlich).
Graham sighed. Somewhere in a small house in Wolverhampton, Maureen Fletcher was happily knitting purple and orange wool, humming Christmas songs, and creating something that would make her family smile through gritted teeth on Christmas morning.
It was tradition. It was love. It was absolutely hideous.